"Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."

(Hoban Washburn, Firefly)

"I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it ? I feel like I'm 12 again !"

(Edie Brit, Desperate housewives)

"Excellent. Now then, let's pull this timorous beastie down to earth."

(The Next Doctor, Doctor Who)

"I am one hot piece of ass !!!"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)

"Rosita. Good name. Hello, Rosita."

(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

"Why aren't you wearing your blackout glasses ? The doctor says your eyes can't be exposed to any light ! I can only handle my husband going blind once per marriage !"

(Gabrielle Solis, Desperate housewives)

"Well. Merry Frelling Christmas."

(Aeryn Sun, Farscape)

"She gives me a woody ! A woody... it's a human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous... "

(Aeryn Sun, Farscape)

"The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the wake up process."

(Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore girls)

"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it !"

(Dean Winchester, Supernatural)